Have you heard of the WANK Test?
A friend told me about this silly way of finding out if you have feelings for a Woman.
First of all, who the fuck would try to find that out? Wouldn’t you just already know or find out in due time? But anyway, that’s an argument for another day.
So the WANK Test is what it’s called. Based on the “fact” that all men are sex starved (I know I am), the WANK Test should be able to tell you if you have something genuine for that girl you feel so good about.
Here’s how you do it…
Step 1: Masturbate.
Step 2: Go on a date.
Wow, that was easy…
Now if you got to fuck her, then that’s good for you. But…
a) If you go back with your dick in your hand and still feel like you had a good time, then you’re probably in love with something more than just her pussy.
b) If you go back with your dick in your hand and felt like fucking her the whole time during the dinner/movie/whatever, then she’s probably just another piece of meat to you.
What an awful fucking weak theory…
Here’s my feedback:
- Masturbating would only get my mind off sex for, like, 15 minutes. Then I’m ready to jerk off again.
- I feel like fucking all women all the time. Even if they have striking personalities.
- If the food and conversation were good, why can’t I treat it like an outing instead of a date? Unless, I paid for everything and was taken for a ride…
I guess this is a test to help men who have a hard time connecting with their feelings?
Maybe I’m wrong. But consider this: Real men eat meat and don’t question the laws and order of nature. Pussies eat vegetables and organic food and will die as pale virgins.
Whatever the fuck. I was wanking BEFORE you got here and I’ll be wanking AFTER you’re gone.
Now excuse me, while I look at some pictures of you.